There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Penis

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¿melano?

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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FAP

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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T-Dog scare me

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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