- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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