- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

want a balloon? yeah

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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