Stephen Hawking can walk

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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haha, you're an orphan

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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