Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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JEWS

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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