What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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