why am i on this site? cause its funny

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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I have a crush on my dad.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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