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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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