- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

my namew is jd

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

verry nice how mUCH?

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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