What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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