- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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