There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

fack me!

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Jason Connor.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

wanna hear a joke? not really

LOL May Wong

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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