- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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