- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

Matt Damon

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

women have rights

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

So a black man hails a taxi...

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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