Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

thumb_up thumb_down +8

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

thumb_up thumb_down +8

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A baby seal walks into a club...

thumb_up thumb_down +8

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

thumb_up thumb_down +8

I had sex. Just kidding.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

thumb_up thumb_down +8

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops