Hearpin my durp

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Who is a knob? ross d

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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