- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

What's after 9/11? 9/12

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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