A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Black History Month

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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