- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

Get in the Batmobile.

How much did the Holla Cost?

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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