Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Dubstep < Music

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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poop

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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