Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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