Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

Your time.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Whats 9 + 10? 19

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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