- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

knock, knock. come in.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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