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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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knock knock

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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