- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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