What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Doorbell salesman.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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