Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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