What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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Girls

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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vbh

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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read this

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Wats a joke?

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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