asian, do math

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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