Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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