A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

a man walks into horse bar

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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