Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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knock, knock. come in.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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