- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Women's rights.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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