- Anti Joke

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

women's rights

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

What is the difference between a duck?

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Shit!

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup