- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Why did the child step on a ball?

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Get in the Batmobile.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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