Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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I hate blackniggers

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You should never talk to strangers.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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