"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Your time.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Anti Joke

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