How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Watch your lips.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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