What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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