Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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PENlS.

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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