- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Vagina ass.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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