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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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