The cow went moo

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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Why did John forget his homework? While driving herself home at 8:00 PM the previous evening, his mother got into a terrible automobile accident. She was rushed to the emergency room, only to find out that one of her main arteries in her right arm was cut. Death was probable for her in the next few hours. John and his father, sitting at home playing a friendly game of chess, were notified of the accident by hospital secretaries. His father rushed John with him to the hospital in his Toyota Camry. Upon arrival, they were notified that John's mother had only a few moments left to live. They ran into her room, and said their last parting words. John's were "I love you, Mom.", and her husband's were "I love you, honey." She then passed away. John began to weep, and his father put his arm around him to try to comfort him, while feeling extreme sadness as well. Around this time, back at home, his dog, Rex, ate his homework that he left on the dining room table. John and his dad then drove back home, crying their eyes out. This kind of sadness they have never experienced before. He will always remember his mom, and love her to bits. His dad, well, he was never really the same after her death. The funeral was scheduled for the next week. John will always remember his mom as being a nice, caring individual with so much love for everyone in the world. Him and his dad later picked out a nice, blue coffin that reads "You will always be missed" on the top of it. They chose it because John's mom's favorite color was blue.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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