- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

whats your name? bumder:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

The weels on the bus go...flat

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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