- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Women.

:O + :P = 69

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

I'm banging your sister.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Heartlight

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

What is better than a cat? Nothing

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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