Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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fart+fart=poop

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Your mom.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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