- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Farts smell bad!

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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