your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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alert('hiiii');

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Hey, Max!!

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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My pet rock died.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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A black man walks into a book store.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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