Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Why did the jew die Really...

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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myspace

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I'm banging your sister.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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