- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

Women's rights

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

No, luke. I am your father. damnit

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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