- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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