A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

Knock knock. Come in.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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