- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

whats your name? bumder:)

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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