What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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for keeps?

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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