What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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