Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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