- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

fart+fart=poop

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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