Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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What's the difference between a duck?

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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who smells? •Liam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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