- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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