Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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