What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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