One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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anti jokes

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Women's rights

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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