- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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whats 2+2? 4

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

How did the girl die? 25.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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