What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

she wasn't 18

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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