- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

A black guy with his family.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Male penises.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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