- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Hearpin my durp

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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