Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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womens rights

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Bloody kids ...

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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feces

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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