Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Doorbell salesman.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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ecks! why zee?

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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