69. Yeah- that's my street address.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

bitches be crafty.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

What is brown and sticky? Poop

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

24

whats 2+2? 4

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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