Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Hearpin my durp

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Women's rights

So a black man hails a taxi...

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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