A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

1+1 =? Too

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Yo mamas so fat

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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