Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

who smells? •Liam

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

general tso's broccoli

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

I know a black girl named beyonca.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

Your time.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Penis

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

Anti Joke

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