What would you rather do or drag a board?

Chicken penis.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

involved parents.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

Where do babies come from? My garage

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Jacob Edwards has friends.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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