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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

Guess what? Holocaust

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

Sonic

I'm gay. No homo.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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