this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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Hi my name is Jim

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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Joe Biden

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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