- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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