What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

Hi my name is Jim

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

Joe Biden

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Wade's the father

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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