Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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You.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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whoa there

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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