- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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womens rights

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Womens rights.

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