- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

ROSS G IS OBESE

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

miley cyrus

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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