- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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