Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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