What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

im black

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Your time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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