Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Women's sports.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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So. The gays. ...

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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19th amendment

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