Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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*prepares this to get negged*

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Women's sports

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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I'm banging your sister.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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