- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

the cast of the jersey shore

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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