there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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How are you? Yes

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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poop

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Women's rights

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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