- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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