A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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Cancer.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Kah-________-

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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...NO.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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