What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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