Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Womens rights

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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