how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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A man is so drunk that the alcohol has a biphasic effect on the body, meaning that its effects change over time. Initially, alcohol typically produces feelings of relaxation and cheerfulness. Increased consumption, however, can lead to dehydration, coordination problems, blurred vision, and a great number of health, medical, and social issues and other drinking problems caused by alcoholism. As articulated above, excessive alcohol consumption can lead to drunkenness. One of the short term effects of intoxication is the lowering of an individual's inhibitions. As a consequence, when people are intoxicated they frequently do things they normally would not do while sober, often ignoring legal, ethical, social, and moral or religious norms. While blurred vision, slurred speech, dehydration, and coordination can be labeled as "alcohol short term effects," other health problems such as alcohol related heart disease, liver disease, and cancer, on the other hand, can be labeled as long term effects of alcohol abuse and alcoholism. This, however brief, is an overview of the effects of alcohol. What remains to be discussed, however, is what Paul Harvey calls "the rest of the story." Essentially, "the rest of the story" is a more detailed analysis of how excessive alcohol affects an individual's life and the lives of those around him or her when the person becomes an alcoholic and suffers from alcoholism. Perhaps the most logical way to discuss this complex topic is to focus first on the classic alcoholic behaviors and effects of alcohol in the four states of alcoholism; then examine some of the "social effects" of alcohol and alcoholism and finally, discuss the medical conditions, health issues, and drinking problems that are caused directly or indirectly by alcoholism.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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