knock, knock. come in.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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How old are you? 20

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raping black women

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Barack Obama

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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