A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Ouch.

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

women playing football?

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

1 + 1 = 3

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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