- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Mitt Romney.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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