Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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