- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Why did he die? He was sick.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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