version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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