- Anti Joke

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Knock knock. Death.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.