- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

united we sit, cause we're fat

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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