this is a joke

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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