- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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