Knock Knock.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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*prepares this to get negged*

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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want a balloon? yeah

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Anti Joke

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