How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Three bars walk into a Jew.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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